Football Confessional #8 and the Funny Things Girls Say: Monkey Spanking and Ice Cream

If you thought that the past Football Confessionals were funny, wait until you get a load of the one I have for you today (no pun intended...you'll see why lol).

Stinky had gotten the boys from practice one day last week when this was overheard in the truck:

Spaz: Someone told me something about spanking the monkey. What is spanking the monkey?

Rock: They're probably saying that spanking the monkey means you're a fast runner.

Rest of the crew just all agreed with that.

I'm sorry, I never laughed so hard in my life especially considering that these are all 15 year old boys. I'm sure they spank the monkey, but to not realize that's what it is is humorous.

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One night a week, Stinky takes the boys out to "Taco Bell Night". My girls and I usually go somewhere like Hometown or Golden Corral (buffet places). One night we went to Hometown, and Mini-Me always gets the ice cream there. This particular night she happened to see a lot of 'cute' boys. She says to me, "I'll be back. I'm going to get ice cream.....with a side of boys." I just had to laugh.